The Fun Side of the Atkins
For everything that is loved by people, there will always be people who hate it too. That is the case on the Atkins diet. It may prove to be a very successful diet for some, but to others it will only provide more pain. The Atkins diet has its share of critics. Some claiming that by reducing the intake of carbohydrates is not really the reason people can lose weight. Those critics claim that it should be calories that should be reduced.
There is one humorous website that shares the critic’s point of view about the Atkins diet. The website is called Atkisdietsucks.com. The website was created by people who claim that they love and hate the Atkins diet the same time. Jared D. the co creator of the website says that their website’s only aim is to prevent the downside of the Atkins diet. He claims that after being on the Atkins he developed some hatred out of it but he still loved it too. He seems like a very conflicted man, if you ask me.
Their website offers a funny flash movie on how to torture people you know on the Atkins diet. It is pretty funny and if one is really in the mood for tricks can practice some of this to his or her friends. Here on this list is how to torture your friends on the Atkins diet. However by torturing them, it may backfire on you, because you may end up gaining more weight and the dieter will become slimmer.
1. Try to make them jealous by eating doughnuts in front of them. Do it
for at least a week, especially during the first phase of the Atkins Diet.
To make it work more drool on your tie and say “MMM” in front
of them.
2. Wipe the grease of the French fries you eat on their keyboard. It will
make them smell the fries when they type and make them crave fries. It may
sound a bit sloppy but it will be fun to watch the dieter lose his or her
mind.
3. Be a pessimist, although it might get you punched. Ask them how much
pounds they’ll gain once they quit the Atkins diet for a short period
of time.
4. Make them think about pancakes by wiping some syrup on their phone.
5. Tape something on their back that says “ Stand back, my fat is burning,
I’m in ketosis”
6. Don’t be too much of an ass to the person. Encourage them by giving
them a gift, the Bread of the Month Club Membership.
7. Also be really friendly by sending them extra thick crust pizzas during
dinnertime. If they refuse to accept it, you can go to their house and eat
it in front of them.
8. When they’re eating lunch scare them by shouting. “Don’t
eat that!! That’s full of carbs.” Or shout “Look out!!
CARBS!!”
9. Make him more jealous by ordering pastas during lunch and soak up the
bread with the pasta sauce.
10. Sabotage his George Foreman Grill so he won’t be able to cook
and now will have to order fast food.
Have fun with this; just remember that karma might get you if you take it
too far. You might balloon up and you might be the one needing the George
Foreman grill.